BrentPafford

havefuntoday:

“Honestly I feel bad for saying this but I totally didn’t know your name before today. And then he was like, me either but I knew who you were and  I was like well it’s okay because I totally do that all the time, I mean you know me, but you don’t know my name, its my face, cool… then it was weird because I worded that weird but he was totally cool about it and even laughed, which is a good thing right? God, I was dying inside. I mean, I’m not a hoe but, I’d go hoe for him. Damn it, it says there’s -23.75 in my account, what the fuck! T-shirts, t-shirts are fine! I mean it’s start… you know a little button down shirt. The next day he was wearing a sleeveless shirt. Oh, awwkward! No, I’ll drive, I have to come back anyways. Just find a random guy girl. Why would you do that to your body? Hurry, hurry! They’re outside. Bye! I’ll let you know how it blows! Thats what she said. Hahaha! I’m about to get up on that carmel bitch, make it pop like Drake up in the ice cream shop, coldstone that honey.  You need to stop, boi you wrong. No, you right fo that. Do you have any small candles I could put into a lantern?”

We had to do this writing assignment for my art crit class, where we put ourself in an environment and just recorded the things around us. I decided to only record conversations, because I liked how raw and nonsensical they became. It was a really interesting assignment that I have decided to do everyday for a year. Wish me luck.

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