Customer: “do you have sweaty balls?”
Me: uhhhh…..???? Whaaaa? Urrmmmmm. (inner thoughts screaming/terrified) “no”
Customer: “OH! no, schwetty balls, the ben and jerrys ice cream flavor.”
Me: “in that case, let me check. I’m sorry we don’t stock sweaty balls…”
I have been having heck-of-a-hard time trying to construct an artist statement that actually applies to my work and myself
Hell day. At grocery stores across america. get it.
click it, invite everyone. even your grandma!
Shit. Being 9 hours early to work kinda blows.
here is a list of the schools I plan on applying to. I just need to get on the application train and fill these bad boys out… thoughts anyone?
West Virginia University
Southern Illinois University Carbondale
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
University of Minnesota Twin Cities
University of Nebraska Lincoln
they arent listed in any particular order or anything.